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Thursday, January 15, 2009

No one tells you these things...

So, apparently when a baby first starts pooping, it comes out at quite a velocity. If one were, for example, in the middle of changing a diaper and the baby's butt happened to be exposed at that particular moment, one might be sprayed in poop.

Who the hell knew that could happen?!

Why would anyone in their right mind choose this crazy life?

That's why :)

2 comments:

Hilde said...

Better out than in!

Anonymous said...

He is so precious Ellen!

The expression "wet fart" is for real as well. GROSS, I can't believe I just wrote that.

Arissa did blow gramma a wet one once. It in no way changes how cute I think she is.

We were on Skype last week and I said "Hi Baby" and she said "Hi Baby", OMG CUTE! We then explained that she is the baby.